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The World's Hardest Riddle

I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,

But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,

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The answer is no. (The last line)

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Bubbles, Carbonation

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Sun?

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The answer is no. GAHH! LOL! Everyone keeps putting that on jokes and riddles.! But yeah the answer is no, i hoped i helped bye! Thnks for the question and i am not being sarcastic buh bye!!

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Nothing!

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the answer is no

the riddle is "can you answer this riddle?"

and the answer is...no.

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nope...

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Answers:Hot Bitches,Pressure,Time and No(Most Sensible to least sensible)

Non-Answers:Onion,Sun,Heat,God,Water,S...

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The answer is pressure.

and if it isnt, then no I can't guess.

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I'm going to guess God, or water

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The answer is "NO"

:)

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No offense!!

I AM SO TIRED OF THIS RIDDLE!! DON'T WASTE POINTS, YOU CAN JUST LOOK IT UP IN THE "SEARCH FOR A QUESTION" THING! I HAVE ANSWERED, AND ANSWERED THIS RIDDLE AND I STILL DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER! SOMETIMES IT IS "NO" THEN OTHERS IT IS "PRESSURE" AND THEN AGAIN IT IS "TIME"! I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE THEY ALL MAKE SENSE. NO, BECAUSE OF THE LAST PART. PRESSURE BECAUSE IT TRUELY DOES DO ALL THAT STUFF AND TIME, I DON'T REALLY KNOW, BUT IT HAS ITS OWN POEM TO GO ALONG WITH ALL OF IT! I REALLY HOPE I DIDN'T MISSPELL ANYTHING BECAUSE IT DOES TELL ME WHEN I SPELL THINGS WRONG ALL IN CAPS!

Again no offense. I just really needed to say that. *Huff* I feel better.

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time? thats the most logical, but I don't know...

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its no the last line said Can you guess the riddle that's why the kindergarten students got it right they just said no the Harvard just trying to figure out the riddle when u just had to answer that simple question

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Riddles give me a headach and make me throw up!!